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Jewdar has never found Denise Richards (above right, with quasi-marrano Neve Campbell) to be particularly hot. Still, one might imagine that were Jewdar to have a dream featuring her, some sort of forniculatory gestures might be involved.
So deep and pervasive is Jewdar’s unique brand of Jewish esoteric obsessiveness, however, that when we dreamt about Ms. Richards last night, it revolved around our efforts to get her to confirm an account given to us that she was, in fact, a MOT. For whatever it’s worth, according to Dream Richards, she is of German-Jewish descent. So those of you who are smitten by Ms. Richards, take heart—it’s no longer just in your dreams that you have a chance with her.
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submit a comment07.02.08 at 7:07 pm
She has big teeth :D <—-like that…
07.03.08 at 10:07 am
Wasn’t the youngest kid on Party of Five Jewish? She really seemed Jewish.
07.03.08 at 11:07 am
Lacey Chabert isn’t Jewish, but the Scott Wolf, the guy who played Bailey, is.
07.03.08 at 3:07 pm
Charlie Sheen likes big teeth.
07.03.08 at 6:07 pm
Well you know what they say about big teeth?
No, me neither.
Anyhoo, Scott Wolf was hot, for a midget…I bet his teeth weren’t very big.
07.03.08 at 9:07 pm
nah. Scot Wolf not the hottest one on that show.
07.03.08 at 9:07 pm
Matthew Fox?
07.03.08 at 9:07 pm
no way.
07.03.08 at 10:07 pm
Neve Campbell?
If you say Lacey Chabert I’m reporting you to the FBI :P