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Holy Sheet! It’s Splitsville

Get ready for more Ben Affleck and Matt Damon jokes than you can stomach. After five years, the 21st Century’s answer to Gracie and George, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, have called it quits.

jewlia | Posted on July 14, 2008 | Permalink | Del.icio.us | Email this | TrackBack URL

 

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Puck says,

07.14.08 at 11:07 pm

Bwahahahahahahaha…now’s my chance!
After that whole Amy Winehouse thing tanked, this could be my one shot at happiness!
Wish me luck! :P

SF_Shiksa says,

07.15.08 at 4:07 pm

good luck, puck. i hope jimmy goes for it ;)

Puck says,

07.15.08 at 7:07 pm

Ooooooo…LOL!
He’ll go for it, he’s no Jon Stewart after all :P
boob squeeze

iconic says,

07.16.08 at 1:07 am

Huh? Jimmy and Sarah broke up! and we here are just talking
about JIMMY??

Puck says,

07.16.08 at 1:07 am

Well let’s be honest, Sarah’s of no use to Shiksa or me…
She’s all yours :P

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