The Heeb Olympics: The Yarmulke Toss
Four modern-day gladiators do battle for the gold (a lifetime supply of Gold’s mustard) in the Heeb Olympics, beginning today with the first of four events, the Yarmulke Toss. Stay tuned right here at Heebmagazine.com as we continue turning ethnic stereotypes into high drama.
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submit a comment08.09.08 at 12:08 am
I am deeply offended by Heeb’s obviously racist Olympic-Bagel symbol. We all know that the Olympics are intended to convey a feeling of brotherhood and tolerance. Yet Heeb chose not only to use five white bagels, but emphasized their lack of tolerance by using only sesame, white seeded bagels.
08.09.08 at 9:08 pm
..you know, herruh in Texas, when service has finished at the Temple, everyone throws their yarmulke high up in the air and yells “yee-haw!”, for which we then proceed into the hallway for the platters of corned beef n’ barbecue sauce..
therefore due to this tradition, it is not uncommon to see a 35-footer..