People of the Nook
Lindsay Lohan, who was raised Catholic, is reportedly converting to Judaism to be closer to her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson.
I’m sure this will give plenty of Jews an excuse to get their tzitzis in a bunch, but personally, I’m all for it. Hell, she already has serious entitlement issues and an overbearing mother. Why not snip the tip off her alleged “seven foot clit” and make it official?
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submit a comment08.15.08 at 4:08 pm
OY!...........
Seriously,tho….who are we to judge happiness, and where it is found? If this is what brings Lindsey contentment,“may she dip and be well”
08.17.08 at 9:08 pm
I imagine people would be less sceptical if she hadn’t already run through every religion from Kabbalah to Buddhism…sounds like another desperate grab for publicity from a fading wannabe to me…I’ve never understood why someone would convert for the sake of their partner…you either believe or you don’t IMHO.
08.18.08 at 4:08 am
not seeing this as a publicity grab .
IMHO it’s more like Lindsay is a faithaholic….... continually needing to search for inner peace, happiness, or whatever she calls it.
08.18.08 at 6:08 pm
Maybe she should stay off the coke then :P