Heeb

Part sideshow and part deserved honor, Hillary will speak on the 88th anniversary of the day women were granted the right to vote. And if you thought her appearance at Mayor Bloomberg’s recent birthday party was her last moment to shine, you just wait until the Convention.

Despite the rumors, Sasquatch will not be running as Obama’s VP even though two very tenacious bigfoot (feet?) hunters have finally come across the motherload: pics, DNA samples and an 8-foot, 500-pound body. A press conference was held Friday afternoon in Palo Alto, California to present the team’s findings. Apparently, the actual carcas is in an unspecified freezer somewhere in Georgia.

They say it has reddish hair, blackish-gray eyes, and no pantsuit.