Wack Job
Last week, actor Ernest Borgnine confessed to Fox News that he chronically spanks his monkey — information that would have been useful to me before my bare hands touched the very questionarre below that his sticky fingers filled out and sent back to me via snail mail when I was just an innocent, stargazing child.







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submit a comment08.19.08 at 12:08 pm
Guess we know what he did INSIDE the motor-home, huh?
08.19.08 at 5:08 pm
Wah ! ! Not a pretty picture.
Wondering which celebrities did NOT respond to little dreidel hustler.
08.21.08 at 11:08 am
I bet he does it right into the Depends and leaves it there throughout the day…
If this is the case, I do feel for the unfortunate Jamaican lady that has to change him ..
08.21.08 at 11:08 am
The black lights don’t lie:
08.23.08 at 11:08 am
Yah but did that splatter happen before the envelope was sealed or after the envelope was opened by a very excited pre-teen hustler? Carbon dating is called for.