Heeb

So, I just saw Pineapple Express with a group of female friends, and we all swooned over James Franco. Because, apparently, we all like slackers who smoke a lot of pot. That’s right Mom and Dad— not only have we chosen a profession synonymous with poverty (journalism), we’re probably not going to be marrying any doctors or lawyers either. Sorry.

But, here’s something: My friend just informed me that James Franco is Jewish! And, like me, he never went to Hebrew school. However, unlike me, he is planning on having a Bar Mitzvah— a Spiderman-themed Bar Mitzvah. That’s kind of adorable/troubling.