Change We Can Believe In: New York, NY
where: Fontana’s 
when: Oct 14 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Okay, so we’ll admit that Obama wasn’t all we’d hoped he would be. He hasn’t cured any peasants of scrofula, caused pregnant women to bear twins, or guaranteed a good harvest. Still, as cavalier we may sometimes seem about the state of the universe, he is so superior to McCain that we can’t even make a joke about it. If you’re like us, you really, really want “The Ragin’ Beige One” to win, attend our first-ever political fundraiser—with music from Salt and Samovar, Leah Siegel and Swati; comedy from Mike Albo, Andy Borowitz, Jordan Carlos, Seth Herzog and Gabe & Jenny, free cocktails courtesy of Los Generales Tequila, and a free subscription to the magazine favored by more than two to one by creepy gentile men with Jewess fetishes—all for a 50-buck donation (and for Heeb to give away free subscriptions, you know this race is serious). Head to my.barackobama.com/page/outreach/view/main/HeebforObama for more info.
