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The most random shit pops up on Google Ads. Just this morning, a notice about the IDF-tzizit appeared: “The best gift for Bar-Mitzva boys [sic] . . . a quality tank top in a green Tzahal uniforms color with the symbol of Tzahal on it.” And get this: They’re

Where the Clergy Get Splurgie (Art Fag City)

BLTee (The Daily What)

Submissive Spice (Agent Bedhead)

Taylor Lautner’s 3D Stretchmarks (FilmDrunk)

James Cameron’s Mild, Mild West (Screen Junkies)

Kentucky Fried Snooki: Finger Flippin’ Good (

For the past month or so, I’ve been pretty obsessed with Chatroulette.com, and I’m not the only one. The site that randomly assigns you to a chat partner by way of web cam is visited frequently by derelict esteemed colleagues, tweeny movie stars and even

In an effort to further your appreciation of the richness and renewed vitality of Jewish life among young people today, we present the next part of our new installment, which we have aptly titled, “Gratuitous Jewess.“ 

We turn up the heat with this time with a

Anybody who’s seen the few expired condiments that make up the entire contents of Heeb publisher Joshua Neuman’s refrigerator can attest, there are times when the Fabulous Heeb Lifestyle™ leaves something to be desired. Sometimes though, we at Heeb do find

Please don’t invite me to join your “Stop violence against stray cats in Afghanistan” Facebook group. What, like some senator/Prime minister/mayor will see those 26 members (including your mom) and say, “Well, they were passionate enough to click a button

It’s unclear exactly where the Super Bowl falls in the pantheon of Jewish holidays, though the mega-sponsored gladiator battle is definitely more important than Sukkot (unless your Sukka has HD). But if you do feel guilty for worshipping the golden calf with

Hundreds of women on the brink of marriage busted through the doors of Filene’s Basement in New York City this morning, all hoping to find that perfect wedding dress at the annual bridal blow-out sale. With dresses that cost up to $9,000 at bridal salons going

A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far, FAR Away. (FilmDrunk)

Shit Where You Eat. Fuck Where You Shit. (F-Listed)

British Heartthrobs Put Their Money Where Their Snatch Is

 (Screen Junkies)

Familial Free-Way Three Way? Nope, Driver Safety. (The Daily What)

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Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) appeared on The Daily Show last night and agreed with host Jon Stewart that Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT) is “a dick.” Lieberman, the once Democratic and future Republican senator from Connecticut, has