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Heeb Issue #19
The Whole Megillah

The Wasted Issue

In turning The Simpsons’ Krusty the Clown (née Herschel Krustofski) into a golem, dripping obscenely in a bukkake of resin, New York-based sculptor Justin Lieberman hasn’t quite created a monster,

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The Whole Megillah

Waste Management

Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn’t take into account the

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The Whole Megillah

Kyketail, Anyone?

Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try buying them one of these Heeb signature sippers. After all, a conversation about your virulent

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The Whole Megillah

Don’t Get Fresh With Me

Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as another dough-bomb you know.

 

Stale Challah Croutons

Ingredients:

1 Stale Challah



Directions:

1.

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Honorary Heeb

The Chosen Ones

Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon will someday be right up there with those dead guys. Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity

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Feature Interview

Riot Incorporated

In the druggy, angst-ridden, early ’90s, a band called Nirvana was catapulted to stardom and along with it, an outrageous, foul-mouthed rockerchick named Courtney Love. When the world first

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Features

Trail of Ashes

(excerpted from the original article) 

 

In the summer of 1995, the Israeli version of the talk show This Is Your Life was taping its annual Rosh Hashana special at a studio in Neveh Ilan, a town just

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Feature Interview

Spoonful of Sugar

I almost don’t recognize Natasha Lyonne when she walks into SoHo’s Circa Tabac. Fifteen minutes late, she zooms right past me and I have to guess, “Natasha?” before she turns. “Shira!” she

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Photo Feature

Excessive Wear

Face it, dude, you’re a fucking mess. Your breath stinks, your hair is dishevelved and your clothes wreak of cigarette stench. Winter fashion even though the party’s so over.

 

Top photo:

On Carla

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Storytelling

My Chemical Romance

I was high when I got the call. Shit, I’d been smashed for 24 hours, starting with the anesthesia, followed by Percocet and scores of Xanax. After the lumpectomy, I’d gone straight from surgery to

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Chosen/Books

Music: I-LXXXIV

This winter, Pressed Wafer Press will publish the second, long-awaited prose collection by poet-delinquent August Kleinzhaler, a selection of music reviews written for the San Diego Reader. Known for

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Chosen/Film

Actress Melissa Leo

Between the red hair and heartbreaking stare, you know you’ve seen Melissa Leo before, but you’re not quite sure where. Mabe her performance in 21 Grams? (Called “as good as it gets” by Manohla

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Chosen/Art

Colby Bird

Colby Bird’s photographs and sculptures (featuring crack pipes, airplane alcohol bottles, and cocaine-smooth surfaces) lay bare a fascination with drug overindulgence and a kind of middleclass

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Hijinx

Let’s Hear it for Grandpa!

Legendary cartoonist Bob Fingerman gives us a strip for the Wasted Issue. Click here to see the full comic.

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Features

The Adventures of a Jewish Hippie Festival Medic

It’s a hot, sweaty night in July during High Sierra Music Festival, a four-day music festival in Northern California’s remote Plumas County. The bass beats of trance and reggae nearly shake a

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the whole megillah

The Wasted Issue

In turning The Simpsons’ Krusty the Clown (née Herschel Krustofski) into a golem, dripping obscenely in

(read more)

Waste Management

Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human

(read more)

Kyketail, Anyone?

Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try

(read more)

Don’t Get Fresh With Me

Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as

(read more)

honorary heeb

The Chosen Ones

Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon

(read more)

feature interview

Riot Incorporated

Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan have given being bonkers a bad name. And this, friends, is why you need to appreciate Courtney Love. She may be a partied-out, namedropping big mouth, but thanks to her, it’s still cool to be a screw up. (read more)

features

Trail of Ashes

Aulcie Perry did more than just play basketball. And it would take more than a drug conviction for his country to forget it. (read more)

feature interview

Spoonful of Sugar

If you’re looking for something to do with your money now that the stock market has crashed, put it all on Natasha Lyonne’s comeback. (read more)

photo feature

Excessive Wear

Face it, dude, you’re a fucking mess. Your breath stinks, your hair is dishevelved and your clothes wreak of cigarette stench. Winter fashion even though the party’s so over. (read more)

storytelling

My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Green experienced Ecstasy, acid, shrooms, mescaline, cocaine, crystal, pot and almost every kind of downer—then she got to experience breast cancer. (read more)

chosen/books

Music: I-LXXXIV

This winter, Pressed Wafer Press will publish the second, long-awaited prose collection by poet-delinquent

(read more)

chosen/film

Actress Melissa Leo

Between the red hair and heartbreaking stare, you know you’ve seen Melissa Leo before, but you’re not

(read more)

chosen/art

Colby Bird

Colby Bird’s photographs and sculptures (featuring crack pipes, airplane alcohol bottles, and

(read more)

hijinx

Let’s Hear it for Grandpa!

Legendary cartoonist Bob Fingerman gives us a strip for the Wasted Issue. Click here to see the full

(read more)

features

The Adventures of a Jewish Hippie Festival Medic

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