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Heeb Issue #20Keel Over Beethoven
As the scruffy artists file into their lab for design class at Brooklyn multi-arts space, 3rd Ward, each lets out a small, discernable gasp. For there on the room’s sole couch lounges Saturday Night
Celebrity Skins
The first thing you notice about Dennis Dent is his arms—heavily muscled and bulging with crosses and skulls. They’re strong. They look like they could crush craniums—possibly mine. Once you tear
Ol’ Dirty Lawsuit
Someone has gone and messed up Dirty’s face again—an ugly smear of grey paint masking his famously confused expression, another offending streak obscuring his self-imposed last name: “Bastard.”
Straight Outta Brooklyn
Walk down Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn and just try to count how many band stickers you see slapped on lampposts and fire hydrants. We’re guessing, like, three billion. And the locals rushing down to
The Professional
Late one evening in early 1999, I got a call from a friend who was an editor/sex advisor for Playboy. He had scheduled an interview with the rock band KISS for the next day and he was hoping a
A Show of Hands
Rush bassist/lead singer Geddy Lee is a rock icon. He is also Gary Lee Weinrib, born in Willowdale, Toronto, to Holocaust survivors Mary and Morris Weinrib. Perhaps this provides a clue as to why so
Eric Yahnker
Eric Yahnker’s left forearm is permanently marked by what he calls his “Heebraham” tattoo—a portrait of Abraham Lincoln with a Star of David resting just below the beard. “Whenever a gentile
Chai Times with Sean Paul
The moment he rolls up to the joint—I mean, hotel suite—it’s easy to see that 36-year-old Jamaican reggae and dancehall megastar Sean Paul has it all: brains, talent and plenty of green (backs,
The Six-Year Itch
If he didn’t have his latest album as hard evidence, the affable DJ, producer, composer, and remixer Sam Spiegel (a.k.a. Squeak E. Clean) might sound a bit delusional when he tells me how jam-packed
Bound but Not Gagged
“Ellen or Rosie and I have nothing in common; they’re old-school joke tellers,” says Sandra Bernhard. “My act is more akin to burlesque-rock ’n’ roll-cabaret. If I don’t get my audience
Just One Night
Getting groupies is not hard, but it is a nuanced game—somewhere between charades, capture the flag and drunken strip chess: It’s fun, but you could get hurt and break your dick. Navigating this
Me So Normal
What happens when a hip-hop svengali notorious for his sexual exploits and raunchy musical stylings finally ties the knot? Well, if you’re Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell, the 2 Live Crew ringleader
Gimme Shelter
Nearly every morning, California filmmaker Laura Bialis and the rest of Sderot’s residents wake to a female voice chanting, “Tzeva adom.” The words echo through the streets as the inhabitants of
Erik Parker
Stationed in front of a large canvas, holding the tiniest brush I’ve ever seen, one of Erik Parker’s studio assistants paints neon yellow saliva dripping from the mouth of an ornate, psychologically
Jerry Heller
Jerry Heller is the business mastermind behind the second great paradigm shift in modern pop music. In 1967, it was the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band that defined the rock music
The Future is a Memory
When DEVO appeared on ’80s sitcom, Square Pegs (which starred Sarah Jessica Parker), they whipped everyone—from the censors to the actresses—into a frenzy. On the episode, the band headlines a
Warm Lobster Salad
We Are the Fury’s percussionist Stephan Lublin quit touring with the band to work with a new kind of drumstick; he now attends culinary school in Paris and blogs at MySpace.com/TheFoodComa. Here’s
50 Cent: Blood in the Sand
On the surface, and even at its core, the latest videogame from 50 Cent is nothing short of a self-serving boner jam of big guns, fast cars and masculinity at its most moronic—and that’s exactly why






