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Heeb Issue #20
Feature Interview

Keel Over Beethoven

As the scruffy artists file into their lab for design class at Brooklyn multi-arts space, 3rd Ward, each lets out a small, discernable gasp. For there on the room’s sole couch lounges Saturday Night

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Features

Celebrity Skins

The first thing you notice about Dennis Dent is his arms—heavily muscled and bulging with crosses and skulls. They’re strong. They look like they could crush craniums—possibly mine. Once you tear

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Features

Ol’ Dirty Lawsuit

Someone has gone and messed up Dirty’s face again—an ugly smear of grey paint masking his famously confused expression, another offending streak obscuring his self-imposed last name: “Bastard.”

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Photo Feature

Straight Outta Brooklyn

Walk down Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn and just try to count how many band stickers you see slapped on lampposts and fire hydrants. We’re guessing, like, three billion. And the locals rushing down to

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Storytelling

The Professional

Late one evening in early 1999, I got a call from a friend who was an editor/sex advisor for Playboy. He had scheduled an interview with the rock band KISS for the next day and he was hoping a

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The Whole Megillah

A Show of Hands

Rush bassist/lead singer Geddy Lee is a rock icon. He is also Gary Lee Weinrib, born in Willowdale, Toronto, to Holocaust survivors Mary and Morris Weinrib. Perhaps this provides a clue as to why so

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The Whole Megillah

Eric Yahnker

Eric Yahnker’s left forearm is permanently marked by what he calls his “Heebraham” tattoo—a portrait of Abraham Lincoln with a Star of David resting just below the beard. “Whenever a gentile

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Chai Times

Chai Times with Sean Paul

The moment he rolls up to the joint—I mean, hotel suite—it’s easy to see that 36-year-old Jamaican reggae and dancehall megastar Sean Paul has it all: brains, talent and plenty of green (backs,

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The Whole Megillah

The Six-Year Itch

If he didn’t have his latest album as hard evidence, the affable DJ, producer, composer, and remixer Sam Spiegel (a.k.a. Squeak E. Clean) might sound a bit delusional when he tells me how jam-packed

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Sheeb

Bound but Not Gagged

“Ellen or Rosie and I have nothing in common; they’re old-school joke tellers,” says Sandra Bernhard. “My act is more akin to burlesque-rock ’n’ roll-cabaret. If I don’t get my audience

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Bible Studies

Just One Night

Getting groupies is not hard, but it is a nuanced game—somewhere between charades, capture the flag and drunken strip chess: It’s fun, but you could get hurt and break your dick. Navigating this

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Honorary Heeb

Me So Normal

What happens when a hip-hop svengali notorious for his sexual exploits and raunchy musical stylings finally ties the knot? Well, if you’re Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell, the 2 Live Crew ringleader

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Milk & Honey

Gimme Shelter

Nearly every morning, California filmmaker Laura Bialis and the rest of Sderot’s residents wake to a female voice chanting, “Tzeva adom.” The words echo through the streets as the inhabitants of

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Chosen/Art

Erik Parker

Stationed in front of a large canvas, holding the tiniest brush I’ve ever seen, one of Erik Parker’s studio assistants paints neon yellow saliva dripping from the mouth of an ornate, psychologically

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Old Testaments

Jerry Heller

Jerry Heller is the business mastermind behind the second great paradigm shift in modern pop music. In 1967, it was the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band that defined the rock music

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Flashback

The Future is a Memory

When DEVO appeared on ’80s sitcom, Square Pegs (which starred Sarah Jessica Parker), they whipped everyone—from the censors to the actresses—into a frenzy. On the episode, the band headlines a

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Nosh Pit

Warm Lobster Salad

We Are the Fury’s percussionist Stephan Lublin quit touring with the band to work with a new kind of drumstick; he now attends culinary school in Paris and blogs at MySpace.com/TheFoodComa. Here’s

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Chosen/Games

50 Cent: Blood in the Sand

On the surface, and even at its core, the latest videogame from 50 Cent is nothing short of a self-serving boner jam of big guns, fast cars and masculinity at its most moronic—and that’s exactly why

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feature interview

Keel Over Beethoven

As the scruffy artists file into their lab for design class at Brooklyn multi-arts space, 3rd Ward, each

(read more)

features

Celebrity Skins

They dream of their big break, cranking out lyrics and licks, lusting after the limelight. They’re your typical rock band—only racist. (read more)

Ol’ Dirty Lawsuit

Russell Jones (a.k.a. ODB) got into a lot of trouble when he was alive. Now, nearly five years after his death, his biographer finds herself caught up in a web of legal woes. (read more)

photo feature

Straight Outta Brooklyn

Join us inside the creative spaces of six of our favorite emerging bands. (read more)

storytelling

The Professional

A rock journalist catches up with KISS and sees them without their makeup—in more ways than one. (read more)

the whole megillah

A Show of Hands

Rush bassist/lead singer Geddy Lee is a rock icon. He is also Gary Lee Weinrib, born in Willowdale,

(read more)

Eric Yahnker

Eric Yahnker’s left forearm is permanently marked by what he calls his “Heebraham” tattoo—a

(read more)

chai times

Chai Times with Sean Paul

The moment he rolls up to the joint—I mean, hotel suite—it’s easy to see that 36-year-old Jamaican

(read more)

the whole megillah

The Six-Year Itch

If he didn’t have his latest album as hard evidence, the affable DJ, producer, composer, and remixer Sam

(read more)

sheeb

Bound but Not Gagged

“Ellen or Rosie and I have nothing in common; they’re old-school joke tellers,” says Sandra

(read more)

bible studies

Just One Night

Getting groupies is not hard, but it is a nuanced game—somewhere between charades, capture the flag and

(read more)

honorary heeb

Me So Normal

What happens when a hip-hop svengali notorious for his sexual exploits and raunchy musical stylings

(read more)

milk & honey

Gimme Shelter

Nearly every morning, California filmmaker Laura Bialis and the rest of Sderot’s residents wake to a

(read more)

chosen/art

Erik Parker

Stationed in front of a large canvas, holding the tiniest brush I’ve ever seen, one of Erik Parker’s

(read more)

old testaments

Jerry Heller

Jerry Heller is the business mastermind behind the second great paradigm shift in modern pop music. In

(read more)

flashback

The Future is a Memory

When DEVO appeared on ’80s sitcom, Square Pegs (which starred Sarah Jessica Parker), they whipped

(read more)

nosh pit

Warm Lobster Salad

We Are the Fury’s percussionist Stephan Lublin quit touring with the band to work with a new kind of

(read more)

chosen/games

50 Cent: Blood in the Sand

On the surface, and even at its core, the latest videogame from 50 Cent is nothing short of a self-serving

(read more)

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