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Heeb Issue #6
The Whole Megillah

Citizen Franken

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Al Franken single-handedly smashed the stereotype of the humorless liberal. The former Saturday Night Live writer became one of the most important voices of the American
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Chosen/Music

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That Billy Joel CD in your room that you “just happen to have,” “must have gotten for free” or is “probably my brother’s” will never inspire Thom Yorke,
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Features

Why Do We Feel So Guilty?

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Go ahead and don’t read this article. That’s fine. You spent your money on _Heeb_’s “Guilt Issue,” but why would you want to read the cover story? Read the
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Features

Buschwhacked

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He can’t drop it. It’s a holy thing! That’s what Percy Freeman says he desperately tried to tell police on a warm August evening in 1999, outside his friend Gary
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Interview

Chosen Frozen

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On November 1st, 1994, Leonard Jenoff used a lead pipe to bludgeon Carol Neulander to death in her Cherry Hill, N.J. home. He believed, he says, that Carol Neulander was
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Feature Interview

Weapons of Mass Delusion

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In 1967, as nearly half a million American troops fought in Vietnam, MIT linguistics professor Noam Chomsky wrote an essay for the New York Review of Books that derided
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Features

Little Isaac’s Nozzle of Love

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That night, I lay in bed and thought about little Isaac’s nozzle. I couldn’t get past how ridiculous it looked. Like a tiny cowl-neck sweater. Then I started
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Features

Herring of Truth

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Rabbi Chaim Shnitzelbaum surveyed his domain. After years of operating out of a decrepit tenement in Williamsburg, his window staring out at a brick wall, he had finally
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In the Beginning

Guilty Gazes

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the guiltiest one of all? Nancy Schwartzman curates our gallery of guilt.


(Top photo: “My Mother as Whistler’s Mother” by Melissa Leibling-Goldberg)


“YHWH”
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the whole megillah

Citizen Franken

(excerpted from original article)
Al Franken single-handedly smashed the stereotype of the humorless
(read more)

chosen/music

Chosen/Music

Arye Dworken on why so many goddamn Jews love Billy Joel. (He’ll figure out the whole Chinese food thing some other time.) (read more)

features

Why Do We Feel So Guilty?

What is guilt that thou art so mindful of it? Allen Salkin on a secular religion. (read more)

Buschwhacked

New York City police killed Gary Busch. Now the city has the chutzpah to sue his family. Harvey Blume reports. (read more)

interview

Chosen Frozen

When Rabbi Fred Neulander wanted his wife killed, he hired Len Jenoff. Ross Martin visits the guilt-ridden hitman in Riverfront State Prison in Camden, NJ. (read more)

feature interview

Weapons of Mass Delusion

Jennifer Bleyer sits down with America’s most notorious guilt-monger.
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features

Little Isaac’s Nozzle of Love

To snip or not to snip? That is the question for two brothers in this new short story by Steve Almond. (read more)

Herring of Truth

David Deutsch and Joshua Neuman uncover the mother of all Jewish conspiracies—9/11.
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in the beginning

Guilty Gazes

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the guiltiest one of all? Nancy Schwartzman curates our gallery of (read more)

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