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Anybody who’s seen the few expired condiments that make up the entire contents of Heeb publisher Joshua Neuman’s refrigerator can attest, there are times when the Fabulous Heeb Lifestyle™ leaves something to be desired. Sometimes though, we at Heeb do find

It’s standard procedure for any of us to point/laugh at anything raucous, nasty or just plain ol’ fucked-up, but the man behind Maneggs.com, an online comic strip site that imagines the sinister (yet realistic) back stories of saccharine cartoon characters,

Born Alex Bernstein and hailing from suburban Maryland, DJ Kool Jew has come a long way since his days back at Beth Shalom Hebrew School. “Even when I was in services, I was always humming, always dreaming of big things.”

As a teen, Bernstein played in a

When Hustler Video announced its lineup for 2010, everyone and their blue dog was blogging about the Avatar porn riff, yet nobody seemed to care that Larry Flynt’s sleazy come-guzzling empire also has Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX in the works.

I don’t know

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Over the weekend, YouTube artist Sienna d’Enema put out yet another edition of “Jiz,” her brilliantly crude redub of the 80s glam rock cartoon Jem. (Remember Jem? She was truly outrageous with her band and earrings that made holograms.)

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When Asher Roth released Asleep in the Bread Aisle earlier this year, you could have waved conductor batons to the symphony of Eminem comparisons. In reality, though, Eminem had less to do with Roth’s success than MC Paul

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Heeb Storytelling had a very special holiday event at Joe’s Pub in New York City last month with seven-minute stories from Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling (Jackie’s Joke Hunt, The Howard Stern Show), Onion writer Aaron Kheifets,

Writer and comedian Jon Friedman created The Rejection Show, a night in which artists, comics and writers are given a chance to share personal, beloved work that’s been viciously dismissed by people in positions of power. The show also spawned a book,

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If you’d stopped by the Heeb office recently, you would know how obsessed I’ve been with this 70-minute review of Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace. I was so obsessed that I reached out to the critic himself, Milwaukee-native

Heebonism came and went, and we still don’t know what hit us. Jews and their admirers flirted and danced, mingled and got seriously naughty on the eve of Jesus’s birth.

I might have been impregnated by all the hormones flying through the air (and that was

When critics reference our generation’s most influential comedic forces, you always hear a tired litany of the same names (enough with the Woody Allen already). But there’s a gentle giant among Hollywood’s humor powerhouses who doesn’t get nearly enough

This Semitic valley girl specializes in domination and humiliation, is available all day on Jesus’ birthday and, get this, most of her clientele is goy.

“Christmas is a major day to take advantage of the drunk dorks,” Melissa explains. “A lot of the goy-boys

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Sometimes we get pitches so stellar, we can’t not fuck with them. In this case, it seems a Heeb employee named D. Fisher (apparently fronting as our beloved Israeli folk singer) kept up an email thread with writer Adam

We’re just a few days away from taking over the glamorous Ace Hotel in Palm Springs for our biggest party of the year. Co-sponsored by VivaRadio and hosted by comic Eric Andre, the night will start off with a Chinese dinner and feature the sounds of DJ Luke

Edan Portnoy is a Jewish rapper, but, lucky for listeners, the former has little to do with the latter. To promote Echo Party, his follow-up to the critically acclaimed Beauty and the Beat, Edan invited me down to his home in Brooklyn. Having never been to a

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Yes, that’s right: The big G dash D chimes in on His Christmas Eve plans in this special exclusive for Heebmagazine.com. Make your reservation for Heebonism at the swank Ace Hotel in Palm Springs, CA.  Standard packages start

We imagine those of you who tried the Future issue’s D-I-Y Lox recipe are burned out on bagels and cream cheese. So here’s your brunch alternative for cured fish aficionados: Lox Benedict. 

BERNAISE HOLLANDAISE SAUCE:

1 Egg yolk

1 stick Butter

1/2

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To plug her book, Chocolate, Please, Lisa Lampanelli turns Heeb’s Hannukah photo shoot into her last chance to play with big black dildos. “I’m engaged now, man,” she says. Since the Queen of Mean is marrying a WOP, she has to say

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Earlier this year, I paid a visit to Professor Irwin Corey for a smoking session that seemed to last hours—or at least long enough for the 95-year-old comedian to pontificate on subjects like Zionism, The Merchant of Venice, the reason

The three main members of Balkan Beat Box—Tomer Yosef (vocals and percussion), Ori Kaplan (saxophones) and Tamir Muskat (drums and programming)—are Israeli Jews who grew up exposed to jazz, Eastern European folk, klezmer and Arabic music. In 2004, as part

Chris Campbell was first circumcised at birth. It was in the hospital and, as he was born a Catholic, for medical reasons only. But after an alcoholic childhood, the Philly native converted to reform Judaism at the age of 31 and had some scissors taken to his

Meet Edward, a Brooklyn postal worker who talks with his hands, owns prescription lenses and is totally neurotic about USPS policy. As I paid for my stamps, this friendly civil servant casually mentioned his famous filmmaker relative, Woody Allen (nee Allen

You probably don’t know Taylor Negron by name but have seen him in Easy Money, The Last Boy Scout, Punchline, Bio-Dome, Better Off Dead, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Nothing But Trouble and more than likely a good majority of the other movies listed on the

Nearly a decade after 9/11 and its heightened security measures, it’s disheartening to know that things are not yet where they need to be. Yes, this is bona fide bathroom signage inside Terminal E. A  tornado is either developing somewhere outside the the

Known for converting some of the more pop culture obscurities into novelty items, ThinkGeek started out pretty small before snowballing into a into a fan boy juggernaut. About a decade ago founders, Willie Vadnais, Jen Frazier and Scott Smith were just selling