While everyone engages in post-Oscar starfuckery today, I think it’s important we recognize the luminaries overlooked at the 82nd annual Academy Awards. Omitting Farrah Fawcett and Bea Arthur from the “In Memoriam” tribute notwithstanding, the real crime is that no-one’s noticed that, toward the end of the telecast, actor Andrew Cassese — better known as Wormser from Revenge of the Nerds and second baseman on Heeb’s miserable softball team — starred in a Cottonelle commercial.
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